The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, flagrant waste-dumping, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.196 billion Southwestern German Eagles enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stuttgart. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Southwestern German Eagle economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion Denlars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 95,062 Denlars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supreme Eternal Leader Finrow II's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Southwestern Germany's national animal is the Southwestern German Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beakism.

Southwestern Germany is ranked 18,121^st in the world and 53^rd in Europeia for Largest Populations, with 19.2 billion capita.